Hailey

The love of my life, if she is reading this I hope she is able to feel that I wrote this for her specifically. I love her so very much, and I do nothing but think about her throughout the day. She doesn’t think she is worth my love but I promise to her that I will never leave her side no matter what. I love you Hailey, and I can’t wait for you to be my wife

Cayden- “man I love Hailey so much”
Hailey- “shut up nerd”

by AÑØNYM0US September 5, 2023

Hailey

Her name is the definition of perfection and nobody deserves that name more than her. Shes a beautiful girl, some say one of the purest most loving and loyal souls ever, her love is unconditional, unmatched, and unbeatable. You cant just use the regular pickup lines to get her you have to be different than all the other guys to get her. She is a special kind of person that you only find once in a lifetime so if you find her you better keep her close she will change your life drastically for the better just being around her makes you wanna be a better person for her.

Some guy to his friend: shes so fine i wonder what her name is?
His friend: her name is definitely Hailey shes too perfect for any other name.

by Robobot17 October 12, 2023

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011

All hail shadow

The embodiment of edge

Hey let's all hail shadow

by Big daddy1234 November 6, 2016

Pigeon Hail

When you shit on someone's car

Dillon: Oh I'm sorry to hear that you got Pigeon Hailed

Doug: Yeah, I wish I knew who did it though, took me an hour to get the shine back in the clearcoat

Dillon: Haha, yeah... guess we'll never know Dillon slowly hides taco bell wrappers

by Xero B January 4, 2017

grass hailer

A person who likes to make fights

That guy is such a grass hailer

by Animal info March 3, 2017

chocolate hail storm

Shitting on something or someone.

The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!

by Hootie79 August 16, 2018