lunch hooks

Long azz fingernails!

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!

by A DeMartini May 11, 2021

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016

granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

Snatch Hook

the use of a curved fire poker to hook a girl by the pussy to bring her to the meat shaft.

Nick: last night I used the Sara Snatch Hook to get her on my cock. Works every time.

by tsl18 June 8, 2020

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

red hook

small town that i miss a shitload in upstate new york

i want to go back to red hook

by totallylostasusual January 5, 2005