Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016

granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

by Nick m November 9, 2017

cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

red hook

small town that i miss a shitload in upstate new york

i want to go back to red hook

by totallylostasusual January 5, 2005