When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.
by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025
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very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig
very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig
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by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025
Get the Unethical gooning mug.In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.
Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!
All these are examples of Ethical Gooning
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!
All these are examples of Ethical Gooning
by Moimoi667 May 2, 2025
Get the Ethical Gooning mug.When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
Get the Spunk Gooning mug.The act of entertaining oneself through visual admiration of highly desirable aesthetics, typically online (e.g., social media, photos, videos) without any interaction beyond observing.
Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
by eygoner January 17, 2026
Get the Eye-gooning mug.An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.
by kosagui January 25, 2026
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A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.
A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.
Person 1: I have 4 hours on instagram today, I've just been brain gooning.
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming
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