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guardians of gahool

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.
Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"
by the new michael bay April 3, 2015
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Gnard

When one has ingested a large amount of psychedelic drugs, and becomes no more than a series of dubious facial expressions.
Dude,I was so gnard after that fifth hit of acid I couldn't walk or talk.
by DanjerBlaine September 25, 2015
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Guardtard

A person who cries about everything constantly, who gets so butthurt they wish death on all their online foes.
He went full blown guardtard.
by Pseudodame October 21, 2016
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Gunadasan

Usually the guy who stands around in the corner. Often seen with a flaming cross dildo. He is known for smacking people with this burning dildo cross. Can also climb walls and masturbaits on you.
Damn, looks like it a Gunadasan, we better run before he masturbaits on us and give us his chidren.
Preben Shrooms
by ThatBoiWithTheToy January 12, 2017
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Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.
Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.
by Guardwhore January 30, 2017
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Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017
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Gunarblum

Ganarblum is the skin on one's elbow.
Erin skinned her gunarblum when she wiped out rollerskating.
by Slantsix June 21, 2019
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