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pussy grapes

warts (seeded or seedless) of the genital variety that dwell on the labia majora or minora (inner or outer snatch flaps) which become inflammed during intercourse or vaginal stimulation

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Pussy grapes generally take on a reddish or greenish hue of color, which often illudes to the sweetness or sourness of the respective grape.

Pussy grapes may be sucked or eaten, depending on the ripeness of the grape in question.

Pussy grapes should always be consumed with excessive alcohol, or following the consumption of many alcoholic beverages.

Always remember that when it comes to eating pussy grapes, nothing exceeds like excess!
My buddy Whitnack went to a party with my mother's pussy grapes wedged between his teeth. When confronted, he confessed that they were of the seeded, reddish variety.

My nicka Raye ran up in dat ho Aiesha last week. He told me dat her pussy smelt like red wine, and that her pussy gwapes be ripe fo' da pickins.
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Bill Gates

A shrewd businessman who was smart enough to jump on the gravy train when IBM decided to start producing personal computers. Gates was able to bind IBM to an operating system which he did not even own at the time he was first dealing with IBM, and because of the international clout of IBM, everyone started using the IBM "AT" (Advanced Technology) machines and so pretty soon the IBM operating system began to be the world standard.
At this point, the world benefitted because prior to IBM, there were many different operating systems, but Bill Gates was not satisfied to be known as the unifier of operating systems and instead he greedily attempted to make sure that computer programs would only run, or would run best on his own "operating system" which has "secret code" which can easily disable programs produced by others.
Bill Gates' company was finally sued for monopolistic practices by the USA, and in the first lawsuit Microsoft agreed that the definition of an operating system is the system in the computer which connects the motherboard chip of the computer to the peripherals of the computer, such as the keyboard, monitor, drives, etc. so that the main board and the peripherals are interconnected as of course they must be.
Gates consented to the definition of an "operating system" in the decree but then illegally was able to contemptuously extend the "operating system" to include other things such as Web Browsers and other desktop programs such as "Office" so that he gained even more control over the desktop and the Web Browsers, which he had not at first recognized as being potentially a big market. By contemptuously but de facto extending the definition of the operating system in this manner he was able to extend his control over the pc even more. In this illegal way he was also able to also profit from programs produced by his own company which would only run on his extended system with its secret code. His criminal extension of his monopoly into the internet and the desktop is not fooling the European powers who have ordered Gates to produce a basic, truly defined operating system upon which any other computer may run without his interference.
Gates pretends in a showy way to be a philanthropist but he only gives about .01% of his obscene wealth to liberal charities, while in truth his criminal greed has kept computing power out of the hands of the common man because his chicanery has led him to expect and receive a big payment out of every single pc sold, so that if he keeps getting his way, none of the world's common men and women will ever be able to afford a pc of their own. His greed and avariciousness, because of these illegal, monopolistic and lawless practices, is beyond compare. That he is up to his same old tricks is shown by how he has just recently used his expanded system to keep the company Google from running its universally respected search engine on his latest system so that users can only use his micromonolopy search engine on his system.What a surprise!
The USA should begin condemnation actions against his company so that computing power can truly be released to all the people. In the condemnation trial, we would hope the jury would give him and his shareholders ZERO RECOVERY because of the fact that the current position the company is in was acquired by illegal and unethical practices, and he should be jailed for contempt of court regarding the first anti-trust action where he himself agreed to the limited definition of an operating system.
When people's good deeds are counted up on judgment day, Bill Gates is sure to be one of the many that are denied entry into the renewed Garden of Eden, and he will surely be burned to a crisp because of his selfishness, lies and greed.
Bill: how much do you think your uncounted earthly riches will help you at that time? You are advised to make a public dedication of your system before it is too late.
It's no use for us to try to develope that new program you are thinking about because you will first have to go to Bill Gates to make sure he will let us run the program on his desktop; and chances are when we see him that he will steal our idea just like he did with the Apple Macintosh icon oriented command line system.
by pamschel August 1, 2007
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The Greatest

A canadian-bangladeshi girl, goin to NCSU who is the greatest that ever was. Ever.
Samia is the greatest!
by Logan July 27, 2003
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Grotesque

Man that drunk girl is grotesque, she can't stand up.
by Hubert Girard May 22, 2007
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Bill Gates

A man who is envied by every single person on the planet. (Especially Europeans)many compare him to Hitler, he is also the butt of many jokes but if it were not for him we would all be stuck using Peace of shit Macs or other operating systems that are as useless as a $2 bill (Cough Cough Linux..)
Stupid Asshole: "Bill gates has his mind set on world domination"

Me: " Your just a jealous SOB, you just envy him because hes the richest man in the world also an American icon .. to bad your shit country doesn't have one"
by Caption America August 23, 2005
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greatest band ever

Led Zeppelin: Jimmy Page on guitar...Robert PLant singin and on his harmonica...My man John Paul Jones on the bass and sometimes organ...and finally John Bonham on the drums.

Thier most famous song is probably "Stairway To Heaven"..but i personally like "Babe, Im Gonna Leave You''
Hawk: Dude you got the Physical Grafiti cd's?

Kyle: hells yes, Zeppelin tickles my fancy!
by Jmoshua May 1, 2005
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stick to your grapes

Variation of the sayings, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it," or, "go with what you know." An attempt to keep a person grounded. Don't try to get all crazy, extravagant, and lofty knowing you're a simple person.
You don't know anything about eating exotic fruits like papaya or star fruit. You're a basic muthafucka eating apples and grapes.
1. Chill son, stop gettin all crazy, you betta stick to your grapes and go with what you know muthafucka!
2. You know you can't afford that platinum chain. you better stick to your grapes, get some white gold, and be happy!
by adedeezy 5000 July 24, 2006
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