Gont

A combination of the words “Go” and “don’t”

Michael Gont molest children

Michael “don’t go” molest children

by The Baby Whale August 11, 2020

Goon

A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.

Leader: “Flag up Goons”

by ‘The Sentinel’ September 2, 2020

glontamoly

A glock which is made to shoot out guacamole.

Ayo hmu with the glontamoly, I wanna shoot these chips up.

by burntedtoasterr November 7, 2020

gontbh

a person who loves gon very much. but not as much as me lol. they r very funny and cool too

gontbh

are u gonna continue?

no. just.. gontbh.

by willsmith2024 May 31, 2021

Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.

We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.

by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022

Goon

A member of the goon squad and/or
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,

Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.

Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.

Did you see her with that goon? She’s way out of his league.

by That one Tennessee lady January 29, 2023

Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.

"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."

by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009