Loot Goblin

A term that many people use for some one who takes everything and leaves you with nothing

Man fuck Kaleb he is such a Loot Goblin

by Shrekalicious March 5, 2019

nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz July 20, 2008

knob goblin

Somebody who craves the baloney pony

The new TV pitchman for Chili's is quite the knob goblin.

by The Gridiron Assassin July 7, 2003

Chicken Goblin

The goblin hiding behind your walls that steals the chicken nuggets that you decide to put in the fridge to bring for lunch tomorrow. The beast looks like a goblin with a beak.

Bill: What's wrong Ted? You look down in the dumps today.
Ted: Damn Chicken Goblin got me again.
Bill: Understood.

by PandaKing7 April 19, 2008

Night Goblin

Someone who is extremely intoxicated at the end of the night on the prowl for the late night pussy but cannot obtain it.

Yo Cindy watch out for Carl he never gets any ass and is being such a Night Goblin right now.

Look at him night gobbin right now. Pathetic! He really wants that pussy.

by 352 boy December 3, 2010

knob goblin

cock sucker

hey that bitch is a fucking knobgoblin , cocksucker

by john August 20, 2003