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by MoneyMakeMoves June 28, 2021

goating

The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.

"Matt spanked Dusty twice after goating him!"

by c-dizzle YA HEARD August 15, 2006

goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.

Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.

by Daze621 July 3, 2003

goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

Goathammer

A person originating from Hull, or following its practices.

Bob was a real goathammer"

by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004

Goat fucker

A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.

Dude look at that goat fucker over there with is jeans tucked in.

by Skinnypenis1234 October 21, 2018

Croatian Goat Farmer

The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.

Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."

by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014