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Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
by Pigeon- June 8, 2018
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Kimmy the crackhead grandma

Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack
“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!
by LookAtAllDemChIckens June 23, 2019
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Grandma Bulge

When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
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grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob
That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.
by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019
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Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick
"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick
by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019
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Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
by Annoy March 30, 2019
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Grandma Edna

A girl who fell in love with Barney. She had over 100 kids with Barney. They usually Have braces and always have a kid named Charlene.
Look it’s Grandma Edna the one who loves Barney “
“Oh no”.
by Edna was here April 14, 2019
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