Bum a Google

Origin-Micah Smith

Its like asking somone to bum a cigarette or a light? Used in situations where you need to know the answer to something and don't have a smart phone.

Layne-"How many people does the Shoreline Ampitheater hold"

Eric-"I'm not sure?"

Layne-"Can I bum a google?"

Eric-"Yeup, it holds 22,000"

by EVOked June 13, 2011

Google Bear

A Bear That Finds Things

A bear that finds thing! Google Bear

by Justin Peck May 31, 2007

kicked in the googles

when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.

paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo

by moma April 7, 2003

Google Juice

The power to find anything on the web via Google, with pristine speed, and success.

Steve: Man I know that 2 girls one cup video is out there still but I can't find it.

Rick: Damn homie you need to hit up Scott he has that crazy Google Juice, he finds everything.

Steve: I hit up Scott and 45 seconds later he found the video link. WOW!!

Rick: HUGE! I told ya

by KKJ81 July 22, 2010

Google bowling

An SEO spammer's black hat attempt to undermine a competing web site's search engine page rank. The term derives from the name of the most commonly used search engine and the idea that bowling a split leaves a huge gap between the pins, through which the next bowled ball could easily pass without upsetting any pins, suggesting that one has found a huge gap in Google's defenses.

The currently most poopular Google bowling technique is to SEO spam links to the competing web site so that Google will penalize it.

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

google hand

The measure of one's ability to rapidly locate information on the internet using Google.

I just asked Jim about a rare bread of guinean banana slug. He had some links for me in a couple of minutes. Damn is his Google hand strong!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Google Chromebook

- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.

My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.

by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019