Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI May 5, 2011

goat sack

noun.
A term used to describe the udders of a goat.

A man whose testicles hang down to his knees.

Because of the goat sack on Bessie, she will give 8 quarts of goat's milk a day.

Shauna said Joe's got so much goat sack, she can't even give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 10, 2006

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010

Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.

Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.

by thecumdown September 5, 2012

goat bags

a females breasts: also known as flops

holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE!

by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008

Media Goat

Pessi is a midget from Argentina who has enjoyed his lavishly through fake fames he has earned using media. He is so corrupted you in nature.Medias such as Goal,Sofa score, ESPN, sports 18.The greatest robbery in the history of the world (The 2021 Ballon dor was done by pecho frio.It was done by g giving bribe to France football.

Media goat is finished in the farmer league.

by Cyborg transformation ofpessi April 30, 2022

Goat Milk

Pure deliciousness!

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!

by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011