fudnut

Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.

" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

fudge musket

Slang term for a gay mans penis.

Hey dude, are you going to fuck me in the ass with that fudge musket?

by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006

oh Fudge nipples

oh fudge nipples is a term to use on ur minecraft server when a tricky 15 year old greifs your world, and also just a way of not saying fuck or saying that you care.

"dude my dad just got brain cancer" "oh fudge nipples."

by coopadooper October 1, 2018

Fuda

A Fuda or F.U.D.A is a slang term used commonly in the United States, Australia and New Zealand to explain the over growth of flesh or in this instance ‘fat’ just above the male reproductive unit or penis. For the purpose of the anachronism F.U.D.A stands for the “Fatty Upper Dick Area”.

The man over there has an enormous Fuda, I wonder if he can even see his penis.

by Ian Brooks September 9, 2006

fudge packer

a gay male who enjoys packing his dick into another gay male's ass. fudge packing

gary is a flaming homosexual so therefore he is a fudgepacker

by kramsey April 9, 2005

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010