flabby

A descriptive adjective indicating superior quality.

Man, that's a flabby motorcycle!!

by tyler4d February 6, 2005

Flabuluslus

A whore that sucks fat rolls that are found underneath breasts.

You a flabuluslus.

by G/O/A/T October 4, 2011

Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan

by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009

flabnuts

a flabnuts is sum one hu has soooo much flubber on their scrotum area that u cant even see their testacles in fact u question the existinse of their penis sometimes

holy crap i saw this porno flick they
were fuking but i couldnt see the guys dick because he was such a flabnuts

by santa claus March 19, 2005

Flabbercrombie

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.

Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.

by shaboi December 15, 2008

Flabbernugget

Kimmy Tran. A really huge, fat redneck. Who digs chicken nuggets. Loves to lick innocent dogs that walk by.

RUN DOG! THERE'S A FLABBERNUGGET AFTER YOUUUUUUU.

by fxckaduck December 24, 2008

Flabbergastration

Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.

by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009