Facebook Bin Laden 

A person who hacks into other people's facebooks and changes their statuses to, ususally, something highly inappropriate or embarrassing. When the victims realize what has happened it's usually too late. They find a copious amount of responses from other users of the site to further the embarrassment. Most of the time the identity of the hijacker is never revealed so the victims suffering from the attacks are always on their guard but constantly being attacked. They have to hide their phones & computers, and change their passwords but somehow can never outrun the wrath of the ruthless.

Dalila: OMG! did you read my latest post? It says I have 'mudd butt and bubble guts!' I'm so embarrassed.

Cliff: Well, what do you expect? You left your phone unattended and it was hijacked by a Facebook Bin Laden! It's probably Holley again...

Dalila: I need a beer.

Facebook Bin Laden by Matt (Ghandi) Palmer October 1, 2010

facebook stalking 

A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.

person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.

facebook stalking by Jenny19 December 27, 2005

Facebook money 

5,000 minerals in the PC online RTS game Starcraft 2.
Coined by casters Maximusblack and Novwar during a casting session.

Man, that guy just hit Facebook money. what on earth is he going to do with it?

Facebook money by Myself.. June 30, 2012

Facebook Shit

Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.

i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."

"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"

Facebook Shit by ediseasilydistracted December 19, 2009

Facebook Hike 

When an assemblage of teenage girls (not necessarily friends) go on a hike for the purpose of taking "cute" pictures and putting them up on Facebook. The Facebook community is then bamboozled into thinking that these girls have exciting and adventurous lives.

Sue: OMG! Did you see these adorable pictures of Therese and Brooke, they look like they are having so much fun!
James: Don't trip girl its just a Facebook Hike.

Facebook Hike by JumpinBilly August 13, 2010

Facebook Swag 

The way someone carries themselves on social media sites such as Facebook.

James is sort of an introvert in real life, but he has mad Facebook Swag. I'm intimidated by him online sometimes.

Facebook Swag by SarpNasty July 19, 2011

Facebook 'friends' 

Facebook friends are actually more like Facebook contacts. People will most of the time just add people they for example just saw walking in the hallway. The main reason for this is because it's almost like you go up in facebook popularity by having a lot of friends. In fact, a facebook user could have 600 friends and only 10 of them being real friends.

Person 1: "Wow I think he's one of the most popular kids in our school."

Person 2: "Why the hell would you think that?"

Person 1: "Because he has like 900 friends on facebook!"

Person 2: "Dude, that kid gets made fun of everyday, he has no real friends. Just Facebook 'friends'."

Facebook 'friends' by WJMCA March 6, 2010