Dutch Oven

The act of releasing a disgusting, rank fart underneath the covers while forcing your partner to ingest the nauseating fumes often times causing them to throw up and/or lose conciousness, while your head above the covers is safe from the stench.

While Tina and I were in bed last night, I was in a joking mood and decided to dutch oven her. At first she was very upset but then she began to vomit violently because of the nasty fumes.

by 101882 January 1, 2009

Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s)

Dutch Pipe Cleaner - When the woman places her fingers inside her Vagina, and then a partner motions her arms in an attempt to cause arousal sometimes resulting in Orgasms. The female version of a "Dutch Rutter".

When Harry met Sally, she demanded a Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s), so he wouldnt think she was too slutty.

by Evenpressure March 10, 2009

Dutch Giggler

A novelty prophylactic shaped like a medieval jester's hat, complete with bells. Nomenclature inspired by the French Tickler, a similar device.

"I put a quarter in the machine hoping for a lemon-flavored condom, but I got this faggy-ass Dutch Giggler instead."

by SocratesSTG December 24, 2009

Dutch Cowboy

Walking into a room and immediately stripping bare except for wooden shoes and cowboy hat. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

The Dutch Cowboy can be seen in the opening of the 1991 Winter Olympics in Greece. If you look closely at footage from the torch ceremony you will see a man in the background begin to remove his clothes, save for his cowboy hat. He is the one with the Netherlands' flag.

This is a nice surprise to welcome home a loved one.

by Nick Sobotaka, aka Butter February 27, 2011

Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007

Dutch Tea Break

To have a wank at work

"I just saw Gary taking a porn mag in to the toilets with him."
"Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"

by Victor of Dagenham January 17, 2008

dutch microwave

When someone farts in the taxi cab while all the windows are rolled up and it fucking smells nasty.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.

"...so yeah Ben had me trapped in a dutch microwave last night and it smelled so bad that Donnie the cab driver had to roll his window down to keep from passing out."

by mojo8772 March 7, 2009