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Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"
by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019
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Tabacco Dutch

A combination of musk ,drywall and coconut oil ,with a hint of motoroil, Brill cream and alot ot sexiness.
"I got me some tobacco Dutch last night mmm. The combination of musk ,drywall coconut oil ,motor oil,Brill cream and alot ot sexiness:mmmmm Best Tabacco Dutch sexy man
by Ling ling 2.0 February 12, 2019
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Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
by Master Dutch May 28, 2018
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Dutch Entwinement

The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum
Jack just did a dutch entwinement with Terry
by Twerkplays February 3, 2014
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dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.
She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.
by Chucktatorship May 2, 2018
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Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.
Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.
Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.
by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014
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