SocratesSTG's definitions

Dutch Giggler

A novelty prophylactic shaped like a medieval jester's hat, complete with bells. Nomenclature inspired by the French Tickler, a similar device.

"I put a quarter in the machine hoping for a lemon-flavored condom, but I got this faggy-ass Dutch Giggler instead."

by SocratesSTG December 24, 2009

Irelanding

v.: The act of (in order) taking a shot of whisky, beating your children and wife/girlfriend, taking a bite of a potato, chugging a beer, and burping the Rosary.

Jimmy O'Toole was Irelanding again tonight. Both he and his wife ended up in the hospital.

by SocratesSTG March 30, 2009