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When someone farts in the taxi cab while all the windows are rolled up and it fucking smells nasty.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.
"...so yeah Ben had me trapped in a dutch microwave last night and it smelled so bad that Donnie the cab driver had to roll his window down to keep from passing out."
by mojo8772 March 07, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask
Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!
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by Thompson27 February 26, 2021
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When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.
I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave
by Hank.E.Panky May 07, 2018
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