Direct opener

clearly show them your feelin' them

i hit dat bitch wit a direct opener like can i take u to da room n tap dat

by chrineyy May 4, 2010

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

directorial debut

When your spouse/partner/team mate makes all the plans of the day and it comes out perfectly because they've successfully made all the decisions on the spot and directed the entire day better than the other(s) would have normally done.

Herman's directorial debut was of the likes of ferris bueller planning a day out of school.

by hermburger March 13, 2017

direct port injection

When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.

Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.

by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017

direct attack

When wildland firefighters are bad asses and punch the flames.

I heard we are going to be doing direct attack, can't wait!

by Lol23345 September 20, 2017

direct evidence

Evidence you can feel

Rocks are an example of direct evidence

by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017

directnafoba

The fear of directing traffic of spiders.

There is a bunch of spiders. I hope the traffic man doesn't have directnafoba.

by Mr. McDonald's December 13, 2017