Dialogweb

An online information retrieval system created for the sole purpose of confusing the heck out of unsuspecting people.

It's search methods take you back in time... It's a tear-jerker in all the wrong ways.

Hey that new internet service is totally Dialogwebbed..

by Haagen Diz May 8, 2012

dial

dial is an acronym for the tropics and is laid backwards

diagonal
instinctive
alignment
label

We are go to a dial this winter.

by goatbull March 25, 2013

dialogiouse

A long and drawn out back story of any particular person or event. Not quite a monologue, but can drone on like one. But not long enough to be considered a speech either.

Otaku: Hey dude, did you see that episode last night?
Non-Otaku: I tried, but it was so dialogiouse...

by a Ghost Rider January 2, 2014

dialing the moon

cleaning nostril with a finger

he keeps dialing the moon during dinner.

by sethph88 April 30, 2015

dial-by meeting

Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person

Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings

by Lyricalroger June 20, 2015

Dicallus

When you masturbate so much that you get calluses (Hardened skin patches) on your dick.

Larry - "Ever since I broke up with Sandra I've been jacking off so much I'm getting a dicallus."
Steve - "Don't worry, You'll find another girl."

by Fredward Jenkins November 11, 2015

Dialup

Dialup is a service that allows internet through a telephone line. Connect one end of the telephone line to the modem of your computer and the other end into your telephone jack. You couldn't use the phone and go online at the same time. This was basically how you used the internet before wifi. Or if you were me, wifi wasn't available where you lived so you used dialup..

Me: Hey Bob. Wanna hear something cool?
Bob: Yeah?
Me: I used to use dialup.
Bob: Holy shit you're old.

by DerpMcStuffins July 11, 2016