dildification

The process of becoming/being a dildo, in the behavioral sense.

Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?

by NickCarraway16 October 22, 2012

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

Dildorse

A giant horse-like creature with the head of a dildo and the body of a hippogriff. This creature stalks your houses and climbs in yo windows snatching yo people up.

Hey look at that dull dildorse in that persons garden

by CRALOS July 3, 2012

dildowry

The money, goods, or property that one woman brings to another woman in a lesbian marriage. This can include, but is not limited to, personal belongings, pets, dildos, etc.

When Helen and Candace got married, Helen's dildowry included her Ikea living room set and an Ani DiFranco Greatest Hits album.

by methlabpolitiks July 5, 2012

Dildoozie

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

Dildron

A Robotic dildo that may or may not rape you till the room stinks. just don't buy the dildron with legs and you most likely wont have that problem.
Place of origen: Japan.

I woke up to the stink of one thousand rottin scrotes... it was then i knew my Dildron had its way.

by gingem-gytis June 10, 2013

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015