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dashboarding
To exit to the Xbox 360 Dashboard. Dashboarding is somewhat common in Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 when the player is looking to preserve their kill/death ratio or avoid a Tactical Nuke that was earned through boosting.
"When In Doubt, Dashboard Out"
"When In Doubt, Dashboard Out"
Fwirth: Yo dawg, you're 2-5, you dashboarding?
DrezaR nXd: Yeah bro, I gotta preserve the KDR. You feelin' me?
Fwirth: Yeah bro I feel you.
DrezaR nXd: Aiight dawgs peace out.
DrezaR nXd disconnected due to transmission error.
Pet the Possum: Yo I can't believe DrezaR just peaced when we're about to win 4-0.
Fwirth: As Peter Parker once said, with great kill/death ratio comes great responsibility.
DrezaR nXd: Yeah bro, I gotta preserve the KDR. You feelin' me?
Fwirth: Yeah bro I feel you.
DrezaR nXd: Aiight dawgs peace out.
DrezaR nXd disconnected due to transmission error.
Pet the Possum: Yo I can't believe DrezaR just peaced when we're about to win 4-0.
Fwirth: As Peter Parker once said, with great kill/death ratio comes great responsibility.
dashboarding by xxTrueGangsterxx March 14, 2010
dash stroker
A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
dash stroker by officerk December 4, 2011
dirty dash
While you finger a (gender of choice) butthole and they shit continuously on your hand. You keep going and then fuck them like a rabbit.
I invited tootsie pop Tammie to the Dirty Dash last night, she called me back for another team gathering the following day.
dirty dash by Ballsdeepfirstpush January 4, 2017