castorpated

A condition in which a person, typically a white male, is so full of shit and hypocrisy that they can no longer make direct eye contact. A confused and furrowed brow is the most telling symptom of this condition. Named for Republican lawyer, Stephen Castor, who during impeachment hearings in December of 2019 was struck with bouts of amnesia and confusion as he did the bidding for the most corrupt administration in United States history.

Stephen is such a lying sack of shit that he always looks painfully castorpated.

by Uzanna December 9, 2019

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crustomer

The guy who goes thru the drive thru at a fast food restaurant and questions the clerk about the taxes charged as if they could do something about what the register rings up for tax

Hey bruh, in this town the crustomers are skank

by Gayrose December 14, 2019

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castoppo

A non fun having asshole that likes to ruin the chance of any form of happiness or enjoyment in ones life because their mom didnt love them enough when they were little.

Me: Hey are you going with us to that bonfire by the lake tonight, its ganna be a sick party for sure
Pussy whipped friend: I cant, my ole lady threw a fit when I mentioned it lastnight.
Me: you really need to get rid of that castoppo bro, seriously.

by What now suckkkaa!!? March 21, 2020

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