Crotch Bag 

Word used to define a Fake or Knock Off Coach Bag.

One may tell if a Coach bag is Crotch by looking at the signature double C logo. Are those C's or G's? Many of them are a mixture of C's and O's, which can be harder to establish.

OMG!! Look at that hideous excuse of a Coach bag!! Thats definitly a complete CROTCH BAG!!!

Crotch Bag by Renée R July 9, 2006

Crotch Bubbles 

The act of blowing bubbles at someone's crotch and making it sound like the got an STD.

I just gave you crotch bubbles with my bubble wond!

Crotch Bubbles by just mee August 6, 2008

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

crotch hammer by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

Crotch pooch 

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians

Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

Crotch pooch by Brittany February 6, 2005

Crotch Hopper 

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

Crotch Hopper by Baxton January 3, 2006

crotch tonsils 

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

crotch tonsils by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

Crotch-bleeder 

another name for a woman

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.

Crotch-bleeder by Travis7137 February 22, 2008