croc-socker

that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school

that guy is a fucking croc-socker

by Datnigga666 January 29, 2017

Crock pot

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.

i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot

by giggle_dust1_ February 15, 2018

crocaphobia

a fear or hatred of crocs

Jazmine do u want to try on my crocs? No Liv I have crocaphobia.

by helloguys123 February 24, 2019

Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019

crocadiltatertot

A crocodile who eats children like tater tots because they taste like sugar

Crocadiltatertot go brrrr

by Sasorisimppp November 28, 2020

Croc-block

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,

Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"

by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021

Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.

Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!

by butpoop October 30, 2014