Drunk Cougar Tipping 

The act of hanging around beach tourist areas waiting for drunk cougars to emerge from bars. Once they emerge from thier drunken dens of cub hunting, you shove them to the ground, laugh and run away.

My lesbian friend and I witnessed a nasty Drunk Cougar Tipping in Ocean City.

Drunk Cougar Tipping by PMA205 December 7, 2011

freddy cougar

The old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.

Did you see Freddy Cougar all over that poor kitten? He stood no chance.

freddy cougar by Halloween Princess November 19, 2007

mercury cougar

A top of the line car made by mercury. Sadly, the car was discontinued in 2002 for bad sales, but it's still considered a classic. The new cougars look far better than the ones in the 90s', and look better than most cars period. Definetly a head-turner. Also, this thing is FAST so be careful.

"Hey man you wanna race my honda civic?"
"Uhhh.... you mean against my mercury cougar?"
"yeah dude"
"Wait your serious right?"
"yeah"
"Pffffff dude you should be bowing down to me kissing me feet not asking me to race you punt lil' car"
"yes boss sorry"
"ah its great having a cougar"

mercury cougar by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

corn cougar 

- noun, plural -gars, (especially collectively), -gar

1. The single most terrifying creature ever to exist.

2.Created in a Iowa State University laboratory, bio engineered to depopulate deer from corn fields, the corn cougar has been the cause of several children's death since being released into the wild.

3. A sexually active (50-63 year old) woman who stalks the rows in search of youthful field workers.

News anchor: We'll take you to Ottumwa, Iowa now, where a corn cougar carrying around the intestines of a 5-year-old Ottumwan girl was shot dead in a field this afternoon. We go to Tom for more. Tom?

Tom: This is no aroused housewife with a sweat fetish, folks. The beast of all beasts has struck again.

Gardangit, all this corn pluckin' makes me horny. You seen any corn cougars aroun' here, Chuck?

corn cougar by Clarken March 12, 2011

Feral Cougar

A Feral Cougar is a particularly aggressive and untamed strain of single women generally over the age of 35 who frequent clubs, supermarkets, and local events in order to score with a much younger man. Feral Cougars rarely sleep in the same place from night-to-night and often resort to scratching and clawing for a free meal if necessary. Even your every-day, garden variety Cougar can quickly come to resemble a Feral Cougar after a few too many Margarita’s or White Zinfandel’s, and often can resemble a Feral Cougar in looks, appetite, and appearance the day after a successful night of Cougaring. Feral Cougars are extremely adaptable, particularly cunning, and can be found in all extremes of latitude, longitude, wealth, and health.

Lets go somewhere else, the last time I was there an entire pack of Feral Cougars had taken over the bar.

Feral Cougar by Daylorb August 27, 2009

ride the cougar

To smoke marijuana. To get stoned.

hey lets ride the cougar!

ride the cougar by cool kids November 23, 2007

Sabre-Toothed Cougar 

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.

Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!

Sabre-Toothed Cougar by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011