bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

rent a center

where one goes to rent merchandise for their home which inturn leads to your home being infested with roaches/fleas/spiders, and other misc. bugs

i went to rent a center for a big screen tv and they threw the roaches in for no extra charge...there a great company

by disfunctional employee June 22, 2006

4th Gen Female Visual Center

4th Gen Female Visual Center ” is a term used to describe Kpop group EVERGLOW’s Lead Dancer, Sub Vocalist, Sub Rapper, Visual, Center, Face Of The Group, and Maknae "Yiren" (Wang Yiren). ”

"OMG Did you see her?"

"Yes! She's Yiren, she's not only drop-dead gorgeous, but her talent is incredible as well."

"Now I know why she's the 4th Gen Female Visual Center!"

by soamijae October 10, 2020

pissing contest

Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.

Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 2, 2004

canterbury

bling, near sturry

nuff said

by Jib Boy March 23, 2004

Smith Center, KS

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen

Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.

by MastaRoe February 6, 2010

Wet T-shirt contest

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.

Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!

by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014