Constipainted

1.Unable to paint.
2.Cant paint.
3.Unwillfully not painting.

1.Oh my Toby, i feel so Constipainted i dont think I'll ever win us the grand condom prize.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009

Consta-fuck

To constantly have sexual intercorse over a long period of time without stopping for a break.

The two Turkish lovers were extremely tired after having a 24 hour consta-fuck.

by Flexodestructor August 2, 2009

constriction crew

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.

The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010

Constipediamemoria

The written narration of constipated experiences over time. Constipediamemoria is the definition of a visitor's ledger which sole purpose is to collect stories of first-hand experiences with constipation relief. Sure to be a best-seller, short-stories of constipation is the perfect toilet-reader for guest-toilets anywhere.

His wait was long and arduous. When the relief of constipation was finally granted upon his bowels, his entire being was full of rejoice. He was left with an undeniable need to document the experience, and with arduous precision, he wrote his memories within the book of Constipediamemoria.

by PederPaaskTM December 7, 2013

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014

constitution talk

Laying down the law.

Guy:“You have to give up one thing for the rest of your life: oral sex or red meat. Which do you choose?”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”

by AGhoody December 14, 2017

constable bukkake

An anchor man In a circle jerk, the event organizer at a strictly all male bukkake party, usually someone named BORIS

Has constable bukkake arrived yet? I'm ready for the party.

by BeastFun January 21, 2018