Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"

Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"

by Tahoejunkie May 3, 2008

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

confuckinfuzzled

confused confuzzled and fucking basically

a: " if i work out the standard deviation of the number of trees in the amazon and mached them against the trees in cumbria, then work out a symple formulae x/y+g=..."
b: " JUST SHUT UP IM SO CONFUCKINFUZZLED....wanka"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.

I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.

by chendy April 21, 2008

confizzle

a word used by kids who put 'izzle' after everything that means confusing.

georgie: gosh leslie, your life is so confizzle
leslie: fo'shizzle

by imsupposttohaveaname July 2, 2008

Confound it!

Used to express surprise, frustration or anger. Term that can be used as a non-offensive replacement for damn it or goddamn it.

Confound it! I can't find my darned keys!

by Matthew678 March 18, 2019

the friendly confines

nickname for historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. Home of the Chicago Cubs. The oldest (1914) National League Ball Park, with ivy covered outfield walls. Also known for the best fans in the United States.

"Welcome to the friendly confines of Wrigley Field"

by Cubs Fan From Chicago May 15, 2005