black collar

Jobs that black people do i.e. jail.

Those damn negros need to get some real jobs instead of wastin all my money workin black collar jobs.

by radtse June 11, 2006

unity collage

Unity Collage

Formally known as Trinity Upper School is based in Northampton England, It is currently a Church Of England School but 44% of its pupils are Packis Kosovans and other fucking foringers.

You want an Example of a church of england place filled mostly with pakis? try england.

by Unity Collage Student December 28, 2004

Collars Up!

The Way Robbie Smith wears his collars.

Collars Up!

by C3 November 10, 2003

white collar worker

A Lesser Spotted Mongolian Gravel Maggot.

Kid ask's teacher : what happened to hitler when he died
teacher: he became a white collar worker.

by Sp0ck October 16, 2006

pop a collar

When a male is masturbating and another moves up unbeknownst to the masturbator and then strikes the testicles at such a time that the masturbator is just beginning to ejaculate.

The side-effects may include vomitting, depression, and penis explosion, which can in turn lead to death.

I have always wanted to pop a collar because everyone always masturbates at my house for some reason and I'm getting sick of it.

Yesterday i walked in on Theo masturbating and I popped his collar. Good thing he was already at the toilet because he threw up all over the place.

by papa smurf 44 February 27, 2009

Horse Collar

After defecating in a toilet you grab your female/male companion and secure her/his head face down into the toilet and close the toilet seat while perform sexual acts in her anal cavity.

"Dude, I just horse collared my wife last night"

by JoJoTheMonk May 13, 2010

Elizabethan collar

A collar that is conical in shape, increasing in radius as it goes over the head, used to prevent animals from irritating wounds due to surgery or injury. Also tends to be the butt-end of many a joke, as its appearance can be tremendously comical in nature, especially when fitted to a domesticated cat.

"Hey do you guys have cable or satellite TV? Because it looks like Whiskers with her Elizabethan collar over here is getting free reception!"

by Kittypault November 7, 2007