Brooke Coats 

an amazingly sexy fun beach babe with a heart of gold

Damn that girl is a Brooke Coats!

Brooke Coats by lightshow August 23, 2009

shit-coating

1.)...a state of falsehood with any possible outcome/situation, to the point to where it seems that someone is lying all of the time and spewing nothing but fountains and rivers of bullshit.

2.) someone who just absolutely HAS to lie about any and everything.

chick: "i missed you babe, it felt like you were gone forever"

dude: "...wow!!! and now you're shit-coating it!?"

chick: "what are you talking about?"

dude: " my friend saw you makin' out with 3 different guys in the same week...and he even took pics....fuck you!!! it's over!!!"

shit-coating by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

Lindsey Coates 

THIS BITCH IS A FUCKING BADASS

Lindsey Coates is a badass

Lindsey Coates by Sophiehound February 18, 2021

Italian Coathanger 

It's when the girl is on all fours and the guy is doing a handstand doing doggystyle on her.

"After making her bleed last night with an italian coathanger, my arms were tired"

Italian Coathanger by Robert Pan May 22, 2006

Trench Coats 

Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.

The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat

Trench Coats by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

coated

to describe the looks of a hot, beautiful female, to say she is "coated" is to say she is pretty, as such

man, you see her, she be all coated

coated by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

Coatie 

1- To masturbate , and ejaculate into an enemy's coat sleeve , and/or pocket when they are preoccupied .

2- One who wears a coat year round , and is not homeless

3- While getting you knob slobbered on , the person getting das knob slobbered on grabs the girls jacket , and strangles her with it intill he ejaculates in her mouth , and gasps for air . A method made popular by the punk rock group 'Murf and the Maggots' .

1- Alright , who's the wise ass who gave me a coatie ?

2- Those kids in my class are total coaties .

3- "So she was slobberin my knob right , and then I look over ,and saw her coat , so i mean OF COURSE i had to give her a coatie . I blasted my pants cannon when she turned blue.

Coatie by mikey murf October 10, 2007