santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017

Automatic Clastitionata

Fancy-Schmanccy talk for "Let's get this party started!"

Spongebob: "AC! That stands for Automatic Clastitionata, which is Fancy-schmanccy talk for "Let's get this party started!"

by RoyaiIsCanon July 9, 2018

Kooky Cluster

When your partner drops a duce and you nut on it.

ChilledChaos fired a Kooky Cluster. “When your partner drops a duce and you nut on it” - one of ChilledChaos’s friends (either APL, Mr. Sark, or Nanners.

“Like a chocolate glaze?” - ChilledChaos

by George Demire September 18, 2018

Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas

Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause

by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.

Santa Claus brought me coal!

by Diamondstar9878 December 10, 2018

Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason

Santa clause is a lie.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.

Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..

by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019