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Lake Catholic

A highschool that retarted kids go. You can spot a lc cougar out of any crowd just by the way they talk! All the girls that go here have a ton of friends but are fake. The girls will talk about you behind your back but act like your bestfriend. Not to mention that they all are secretly (or not secretly) sluts. They crave attention from both the male, and female species. Also, everyone that chooses to go to lake are either super dumb, or they are just following their other dumb friends. I dont not make the rules, this is just how it be.
Beth: "Hey do you know what school that girl goes to?"
Luke: "She probably goes to Lake Catholic because I heard her talk and she sounds retarted"
by ur ~dumb~ February 25, 2019
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Alfredo (Catholic Whore)

The most terrible person in existence even though he supports animal rights, feminism, LGBT rights, helping the environment, and has helped hundreds of people through depression and other issues. Rumours are always true about him and when he defends himself he is obviously lying. Even if he has proof he's right.
"Alfredo (Catholic Whore) is the most whorish Catholic omg"
by Alfredo_Is_An_Assholr August 23, 2016
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catholicrican

A catholicrican is a female who spends all her spare time volunteering for a predominantly "white" catholic church and catholic school due to the fact that she is divorced and not to mention lack of wealth she is under appreciated and made to feel like she is going to hell, her volunteering is guilt for her divorce and/or her sins. Most catholicrican's have children and are trying to live their faith vicariously through their children (so they don't go to hell like she thinks she is). A catholicrican is usually a young -middle age adult and quite beautiful and does not realize her true value. Anyone who meets this woman outside of church and can get past her befriend her. Most catholicricans are loyal, honest, loving, kindhearted not to mention extradazzlicious in bed!
dont mess with the "catholicrican" manager in my office she can make you go home crying, but then rushes to church you dont get her, but for somereason you love her.
by vivaciousandsexy May 9, 2011
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Catholic Twister

The ridiculously unnatural contortion of the body, commonly witnessed during films involving demonic possesion or Catholic exorcisms.
"The demon possessed girl was nearly finished with a game of Catholic Twister by the time the priest arrived."
by ChasetheInferno January 11, 2012
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catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014
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catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017
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catholic thot

That girl who is a prude at school and always doing that weird prayer thing with the head and chest. Take that girl and give them a shot of communion wine and a Nicki Minaj karaoke set and watch them resurrect into their new self. Sister Margaret will not be pleased.
Wow, Becky is such a catholic thot.
by your average cathlicorn December 4, 2017
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