man card violation

Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior as opposed to actual masculine behavior

Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.

by J.Quinn July 16, 2008

Access card

The State of Pennsylvania's form of a Welfare card. Naturally abused by most (not all, I'm sure a minority of those using it actually DO put it to the intended use), the Access card is a bitch for the rest of us. It always works out that some asshole on Welfare is right in front of you in the "8 Items or Less" checkout with potato chips, a case of motor oil, weave, ass loads of kool-aid, a box of rubbers (ironically), a Snickers bar, a case of toilet paper, and some milk. As if it wasn't bad enough that the ignorant bastard has more than 8 items, then they have to seperate the order into two orders...the Access order, and the <i>Pennsylvania Says 'Fuck You' Lazy Ass</i> order. So first comes the order paid in cash, which goes well. Then out comes the greenish-blue and yellow Access card! **stabs chest with car keys** So Captain 3-tooth swipes his card for the fourth time, and still a denial message. Why, you ask? Well Mr.DipShit didn't notice that he doesn't have shit on his card!!! It's over halfway through the month, what did he expect?

After holding up the checkout for 15 minutes, LaShaniqua gave up on the sixteenth swipe of her Access card and pulled out a Benjamin, got a receipt, and we all clapped.

by Josh the Expo October 20, 2006

s card

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Paul: I took Sam's s card. She squirted all over Mike's bed.
Rob: Did it smell?
Paul: Yes

by robertoblanco June 29, 2011

The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 10, 2009

Politically Correct Card

The act of using the term Politically Correct in an political argument or debate in an effort to cover for not stating one's unpopular opinion. Mostly done out of cowardliness to avoid being criticized for sharing their unpopular opinion for fear of being ridiculed or in an effort to cheaply stifle someone's well explained opinion.

Being confronted with an well argued opinion opposed to Paul's point of view, Paul decided to play the Politically Correct Card instead of giving a proper counter argument.

by Libertatis June 9, 2016

drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.

Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card

by moe1888 October 20, 2010

Gay Card

A card held by either Gays or Lesbians. It is simply used to show pride and to show men (hitting on a lesbian) and women (hitting on a gay) that are in fact Gay/Lesbian and thereby, not interested.

Male: "Hey, are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see"
Lesbian: "Let me just show you my gay card because I'm not interested"

by Elfoise April 19, 2019