eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes

hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms

by shtzngglz May 8, 2010

Social condom

When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.

Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?

Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)

Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!

by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011

RU Hungry Fat Condom

The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.

1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.

by masterdddd September 12, 2017

Condom Head

A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads

Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool

by Mysta D February 7, 2009

fuck in my condom

it's the same with "walk in my shoes"

--Dude, it sucks! I lose my job!
--Not a big a deal. Can you lend me one grand?
--Try to fuck in my condom!
--You mean try to walk in your shoes?

by ray_zong July 10, 2009

condom hat

A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.

She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.

by Alekesa L June 22, 2007

Create your own condom

A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.

I used my create your own condom kit last night.

by iThink January 28, 2008