Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

Cum Clap

when a guy cums on a girl's ass and then she starts booty clapping .

Lisa turned me on to the max when she started to cum clap !

by realyoman June 18, 2017

cum hanky

A Hanky or Handkerchief that is used frequently for masturbation.

damn Mandy is so fuckin'hot - I need to shoot a big load into my cum hanky

by hankie cuma March 17, 2008

cum-dumpster

(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.

Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.

by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020

Cum scum

The build up of white residue found on the shower walls or floor that is left over from a guy's shower massage

Ginger: "I was cleaning our shower this morning and I could not believe the build up of cum scum my boyfriend has left!"
Blondie: "Maybe you should be 'servicing'your man more often"
Ginger:"I guess, I had to use a belt sander to get that stuff off the wall! Can you imagine what that shit does to your stomach?!?"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

Auto Cum

For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.

Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*

by i hate zero two April 22, 2021

Theresa Cummings

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018