When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.
by Pot-Head September 15, 2008
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Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"
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**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"
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**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"
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adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."
A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
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B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
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by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016
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by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006
Get the couch surf mug.by Jaxs July 26, 2004
Get the CoughnToot Disorder mug.Rob is watching TV and he didn't want to fart in-front of his newly acquired Girlfriend but he really needed to so he Coughboffed. Coughing whilst farting.
Jill could still smell it though. It's not quite perfected yet.
Jill could still smell it though. It's not quite perfected yet.
by ROCKERMANUK July 16, 2010
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Boss: Will you coughing nancy's shut up and get some work done?
Boss: Will you coughing nancy's shut up and get some work done?
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