Chanda

A woman who God annoited himself. Chosen. Archenemy of Satan. Exact prototype God used when making mankind into his likeness. A woman who walks with God. Wisdom, Beauty, kind, compassionate, sweet, shy, sexy, hilarious! Long brown hair, always smiling, perfect white teeth. Lovely.

She's a 10 out of 10.. a Chanda.

All guys love Chanda..girls, not so much.

Messiah

The Real Slim Shady.

by Mrs. Tommygun September 17, 2025

Chandlering

When someone hears your joke, says it louder than you and attempts to steals your thunder

dude stop chandlering all my jokes!

by dessertguru October 11, 2025

Chandelierous

To describe something that is used in a way that’s too different from its original purpose

Why are you using your mug to clean the floor? It’s very chandelierous!

by Majestic victorious November 1, 2025

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

Baby Chandler

See "fuck boy"

He is acting like such a baby chandler.

by Anonymous_xxx March 9, 2015

steamy chandler

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.

I gave my 6 year old niece a steamy chandler

by Bllllllop March 27, 2016

Pink Chandelier

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos

I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!

by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016