Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.

Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.

by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020

darawiish capital

A darawiish capital is a city that is central to dhulbahante

the darawiish capital

by khatumo October 30, 2020

dhulbahante capital

A dhulbahante capital is a city that is central to the reer darawiish

the dhulbahante capital

by khatumo October 30, 2020

True Capitalism

an economic system with absolutely no regulation

Switzerland is very close to True Capitalism whereas The USA is more Keynesian

by President Thomas Jefferson January 1, 2021

Loser capital of the world

Grand Junction, Colorado

Hey mom, where’s the Loser capital of the world? “Grand Junction, Colorado hun, don’t go there unless you smoke meth”. Thanks Mom.

by elegantillusion February 4, 2021