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Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔

oh no our table it's broken 

A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
oh no our table it's broken
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN

boulevard of broken dreams 

A song by Green Day. It was great at first, but was overplayed by alternative rock stations, and was raped of its musical...goodness. To all the people that said this was Green Day's best song, I really hope you have heard some of their other songs....I have, and I can tell you right now, that this is definately not their best song (in my opinion, anyway)...this is how radio ruins great music....
Wow, I just heard boulevard of broken dreams....for the tenth time today....*twitch*

Heart broken 

to be broken hearted you must be in love first. whatever causes the relationship to end is irrelevant the part that matters is when its over you hate the opposite sex and you try to burn memories with alcohol, and no matter what you do you THINK everything reminds you of that person but it really dosent chillies is just a place to eat its not the magical place where love happens oh and you hate the word love (<3, a pic of a heart, or anyone else in love) too, and even when ur really over that person if they text or call you, you just want to kill them....
best friend: wanna go hang out?
me: no im just going to listen to dashboard confessional all day
best friend: why?
me: because im heart broken
Heart broken by mowhym3 December 23, 2005

Heart Broken 

When you were in love, and the person you dated for a year is too insecure to handle being separated because of school. You want to just enjoy college life and realize he isn't anywhere near you to upset you, but he still consumes your mind. And interrupts the fun you have with your friends because something reminds you of him. You can barely breathe, feel stuffed in a tiny box without a way out, and don't know how to ever move on.
She dreads going home later this week for Christmas break where he is because he left her heart broken and then stopped talking to her.

bag of broken antlers 

The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.
1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!

2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.