wood booger

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.

That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol

by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007

Bogger

In Ireland, somebody from outside of Dublin. See Culchie.

Those feckin' boggers can't hold their drink!

by Keith Gaughan July 24, 2003

cum-booger

A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.

I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

booger vault

The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a nerd for the purpose of accumulating and storing boogers.

Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!

by Rod Brock September 29, 2005

Booger Monster

The Southern slang of the word boogy monster

That darn booger monster almost nabbed me and swallered me

by Brett Watson February 25, 2006

boage

unpleasant: typically referring to grotesque/ repulsive - or - unfair/ backhanded

Whatever that is hanging from her nose is so boage I can't look at her.
or
Taking your little brother's allowance was boage.
or
You're grounded on your birthday? Man, your parents are boage!

by miss elis October 25, 2009

bodgey

broken, stupid, retarded, gay

thats so bodgey

by Anonymous August 26, 2003