by dan November 22, 2004
Get the batty snake mug.A sudden, seemingly reasonless burst of anger. Typically from a woman. Though a man can be the culprit, if particularly feminine. Men usually have reason for their temper tantrums.
Can consist of, but not limited to: yelling, screaming, slapping, hitting, foaming at the mouth, bewilderment, and/or diarrhea.
That last symptom can be of either the victim or the batshitter, the second to last is limited only to the victim.
Past tense is 'batshat' since 'batshitted' is just plain improper, and 'batshatted' is a double past tense.
Can consist of, but not limited to: yelling, screaming, slapping, hitting, foaming at the mouth, bewilderment, and/or diarrhea.
That last symptom can be of either the victim or the batshitter, the second to last is limited only to the victim.
Past tense is 'batshat' since 'batshitted' is just plain improper, and 'batshatted' is a double past tense.
"We were just sitting on the couch watching a movie with, all of a sudden she had an unprovoked batshit".
"Yeah mine's done that before, must've breathed wrong".
"Oh my bad".
"It's okay, it happens".
"Yeah mine's done that before, must've breathed wrong".
"Oh my bad".
"It's okay, it happens".
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
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John: Don't go in there man... there's a lot of bats in that cave.
Brad: Woah, did you see that?!
Ryan: Tell ********* to close her goddamned legs!!
Brad: Woah, did you see that?!
Ryan: Tell ********* to close her goddamned legs!!
by unleashthebats April 12, 2008
Get the bats mug.Tony: " man my hair looks so good tonight boys. Going pick up bulk bitches!"
"whatever tony you batty boy"
"whatever tony you batty boy"
by inyourfacegoats September 7, 2011
Get the batty boy mug.Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.
What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...
by Jackie-F September 19, 2005
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A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
by Larsti April 1, 2008
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