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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
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basher lover

a woman who stays in a relationship with a violent man -- frequently a low-born alcoholic.
The skank in 50 Shades of Grey was nothing more than a basher lover.
by Potteries November 14, 2018
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BACHE Thanos

The best English teacher with the best hair in the universe even better than his mom thanos
That’s the BACHE thanos of our school
by Noliefactman April 30, 2019
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boschet

Boscheti is what you call boys who try so hard to look cool but don't succeed. They often do things like pushing away close friends and replacing them with people (mostly guys) who they find cool and start smoking and drinking for fun only to have stories to tell to their 'old friends' whom they've forgot about anyway. They will start acting weird around you, they won't reply to your texts anymore and if you ask them if there's something wrong, they'll pretend that they don't know what you are talking about.
Have you talked to him since highschool started?

No, he's too busy to smoke and have fun with his new cool friends. What a

boschet!

He doesn't even reply to my texts anymore! -Oh, forget him, he's a boschet!
by fbiinaction May 22, 2019
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Bahchee

The act of receiving head from a female (blowjob) thus making it bah (bop) while simultaneously fucking that same person in the asshole making that chee (cheek).
Your girl just gave me bahchee.
I received that bahchee last night.
by thatboyrell May 24, 2019
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Basher

the new epic game where each person contributes one word to a collective story.
"hey dud you see that story up on basher.app?"
"lmao yea rated it five stars it's great"
by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 21, 2019
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Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.
"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"
by AJCrowley July 23, 2019
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