by Brody The Goat20 May 2, 2024

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.
by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

The act of giving a guy a blowjob and keeping his load in your mouth before putting your mouth on his nose, blowing the cum into him, and then sucking on his mouth until the snot and cum reach your mouth again.
Guy 1:"Why are you using so much nasal spray today?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"
by Donny_Dorito September 3, 2023

(Noun) The crustacious leavings, usually found at the opening of a person(s) nostrils. That is made up of crystallized mucous.
by Ginabegood February 19, 2014

by DaveBWithTheD May 18, 2024

by MASTERFAPPER March 27, 2018

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
