A shitty fucking band started by vocalist Davey Havok and guitarist Jade Puget of AFI. Possibly the gayest music type in the world. Just another way for Davey to become more of a girl as he becomes more distant from his hardcore punk days.
Person1: "Have you listened to Blaqk Audio?"
Person2: "Yeah, WTF is this shit and Davey looks like an ugly girl."
Person1: *Defecates on new Blaqk Audio album*
Person2: "Yeah, WTF is this shit and Davey looks like an ugly girl."
Person1: *Defecates on new Blaqk Audio album*
by KC715 April 2, 2008
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Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!
Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!
Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!
by tenzen January 2, 2009
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when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.
oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.
dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!
dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!
by tommypjr February 22, 2011
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by The straight A man November 30, 2015
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by icecolddrinks July 25, 2023
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Phil: George and Bill are talking about like calculus or something.
Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.
Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.
by MpegEVIL June 8, 2011
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Aaron
"How did you get that knot on your head?"
Paul
"A damn squirrel in the tree grabbed a pine cone and *fwooped* it at me. It *fonked* me on the head."
*Audisms*
"How did you get that knot on your head?"
Paul
"A damn squirrel in the tree grabbed a pine cone and *fwooped* it at me. It *fonked* me on the head."
*Audisms*
by Ace1339 March 4, 2010
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