Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

Whooves asshole

When the anal cavity is stretched so far that the hoof of a horse could fit inside.

"That clown car was kinda like whooves asshole"

by Omgitseli June 6, 2018

Internet Asshole

Someone who's an asshole on the internet. This same person probably can't get away with being an asshole in real-life. Most internet assholes are either too lazy or too retarded to hold a real job.

Man, that Timmy kid is such an internet asshole!

by The Robot Council February 7, 2010

Complete Asshole

A person who steals an item and refuses to give it back just before the owner needs to use it.

Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.

by Legitarius December 26, 2009

Crazy Asshole

A word describing someone who is obsessed with porn, sex toys, cussing and the general love of calamari. A lover of large amounts of facial hair and open to loving any musty hole! Easily blows small things out of proportion and can often times be found punching windshields or shooting holes through their truck!

My brother is a crazy asshole, he dislocated my shoulder last weekend and shot a hole in my car!

by Bonediggity September 8, 2010

Burning Asshole

A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Asshole Casserole

When an overly sweaty ass leads to undesirable chafing in the area between the ass and balls otherwise known as the angry inch.

I've been working for 8 straight hours and I getting a serious case of asshole casserole.

by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006