When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023
Get the Angry massagemug. When British people get angry and shout a bit when defensive they are called an Angry Brit (yes we british people also yell at the weather)
by KaliWolfe May 21, 2022
Get the Angry Britmug. when someone gets really mad at a person or something else and decides to submit a nasty definition about them to urban dictionary.
person 1: so, i searched myself up on urbandictionary and got some nasty shit. it was all the stuff my ex bitched at me about.
person 2: that dumb shit has been angry defining anyone they're pissed off at.
person 2: that dumb shit has been angry defining anyone they're pissed off at.
by fukyouitsnottrue February 6, 2010
Get the angry definingmug. by MommaMini December 5, 2017
Get the Angry Beanmug. When you're doing someone doggystyle at the top of a slide, and as you become bored, you push them down the slide, whilst having a friend at the bottom to empty their load onto her as she reaches the bottom.
I was out with margaret yesterday and we got bored so we decided to perform an angry slide while Jim emptied his load on her at the bottom for me.
by bumchum4u January 6, 2010
Get the Angry Slidemug. Its when you show both your hands up her ass and the get as much shit as you can and just rub it all over her body while she is tied to the bed and after that you run out of the house and steal all her bananas.
by angry nigerian March 9, 2020
Get the Angry nigerianmug. a method of making a woman water tight with only one man. Performed by placing one's penis in the woman's mouth, one and in her vagina and the other in her anus. When viewed from the side, the male looks like a praying mantis, hence the name.
by Marc Dickson December 23, 2010
Get the Angry Mantismug.