Albertus Hillen

Founder of Hillen tabak (Dutch for tobacco)

1730-1805

Albertus Hillen Died of alcohol poisoning

by European Economic history December 30, 2016

Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)

"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"

by ArgentMane July 20, 2017

Albert Bach Frandsen

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets

Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.

by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017

albert kung

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.

Didn't see Albert Kung coming?

by The future of the future December 10, 2017

Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well

Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman

by ahahhaah January 22, 2018

Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.

A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.

by Great Nate February 1, 2018

Albert

Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad

Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.

by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018