Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.

"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

shooot beach

shoot bitch (in negro)

Imma kik yo ass....shooot beach!

by Kelly October 9, 2004

Beached Whale

Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...

(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

imperial beach

a place in San Diego that was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.

if your smart, dont go to belmont park, its scary.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK July 4, 2005

Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.

"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"

by geoff rowan October 16, 2008

homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.

Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!

by carablanna April 24, 2020

beached gator

A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.

I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!

by DKWSea June 27, 2012