Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)
Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD
by Xxx7878Xxx May 14, 2018
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A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.
by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022
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Brandon is a f boy
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Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!
by Dicksuccer202 April 25, 2017
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a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.
Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer
by A boy that lags May 18, 2016
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Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.
Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.
by theraldicktionary August 07, 2018
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Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉
Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon
by Branner64 January 09, 2018
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