Brandon

The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports

“Man: let’s play some football”
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”

by the cellist April 22, 2019

Brandon

A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly 😤✌️

‘Hey’

‘shut tf up Brandon’

by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019

Brandon

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head

Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot

by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018

Brandon

The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.

Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?

by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019

Brandon

He will fuck u up if u fuck wit his gf and he is a asshole but he is loyal to his gurl and is cool tell u get on his bad side

Some person says fuck u

Brandon goes over there and beats his ass

by Fuckuup1674 January 24, 2018

Brandon

A man with a micropenis

That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!

by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018

Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male

Oof, brandon

by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017